A rewriting, my letter to the warring factions in the fandom. Use the Linkin Park/Jay-Z Collision Course version. It’s angrier and matches how I feel more accurately. A gentle reminder that there is more to life than who Tom Hiddleston is fucking (or not).
If you’re having Tom problems I…
99 Problems (Who He Fucks Ain’t One)
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