This is a bunch of nonsense right here.

I’d like to highlight a couple of things. Possibly spoilerish…

THOSE WHISKERS

The picking up of the glasses. Just no.

Patting Sam on the shoulder. The sound makes me crazy.

“It’s fine, we’re armed.” – I’LL SAY!!!!

“Don’t worry about it, he’s British.” – BWAHAHAAA!!!

Apparently the only poetry that will send SAF on his way is the type about gorilla genitalia. Good to know.

99 Problems (Who He Fucks Ain’t One)

thereallimegreenandloki:

A rewriting, my letter to the warring factions in the fandom. Use the Linkin Park/Jay-Z Collision Course version. It’s angrier and matches how I feel more accurately. A gentle reminder that there is more to life than who Tom Hiddleston is fucking (or not).

If you’re having Tom problems I…

Do You Wanna Quote Some Shakespeare? (A parody)

thereallimegreenandloki:

Since he didn’t show at Wimbledon. (This is, of course, all in fun)

(Knock knockety knock)
Do you wanna quote some Shakespeare,
C’mon, come out and play…
We never see you anywhere,
We miss your hair,
C’mon what do you say?
You used to be all over,
And now you’re not.
I wish you would tell…

Do You Wanna Quote Some Shakespeare? (A parody)

xavir:

Source: xavir

castielisdeansbaby:

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