I want to talk about a comic art convention I see from time to time that really gets up my nose. Now, when I say convention, I mean an accepted technique or practice in the field rather than a gathering of gloriously enthusiastic nerds in costume. In this instance, I am talking about a particular drawing shortcut that is accepted as “solid” and “professional” in the industry that I find teeth-grindingly lazy and bizarre. I call it “Subway Sandwich Thighs”. As illustrated below:
As you can see, the thigh and the calf are sandwiched together, mid-air, without anything pressing against the underside of the calf to make it that way. Legs do not work that way, not even in bendy women. We cannot bend our legs and make them do that in mid-air. For that to happen, we need to put our weight on our bent legs, kneeling on the ground. It is the weight of our bodies that pushes the two parts of the legs together. Usually, the legs splay to the side, so that they aren’t pushed together too hard. We often sit on the side of our butts after about three or four minutes, cause that shit is uncomfortable.
As an experiment, go in front of a mirror, and try to bend your leg as much as you can, pressing your heel to your buttock. Do not use your hands to press the foot and buttock together – just check how close you can get naturally. If you’re a guy, I really want you to try this.
Now, stand there and imagine flying for more than ten minutes in that position. It fucking hurts, doesn’t it? It’s tight, it’s unnatural. It’s the sort of thing a dancer does for two seconds before leaping away into another pose. It is not a natural position to take.
I half-jokingly wonder if artists employ it because it evokes the mental imagery of a woman splaying on top of a man during intercourse, straddling him. It can display the buttocks in a pleasing way, and it also makes much of the crotch. But it’s the most ridiculous bloody drawing convention outside of the Rubber Spine thing, and I’d be more than happy if it died a quiet death.
Here are some gymnasts, naturally flexible people, bending their legs in the middle of routines. Notice their aren’t squishing the two halves of their legs together:
Here are some women kneeling. Just for reference for later corrections:
And now, some corrections:
Okay, enough of me picking on JSC. Here’s the nitty gritty of the matter, and a hat-tip to stylistic choices:
Thanks to tumblr’s downscaling, the red text is: Leg too long, No pelvis all butt, heel goes where? and Where leg go? as well as “This looks odd but my body is really like this”.
The anatomy I’ve done isn’t perfect, but I think I illustrate my point.
The Anatomy of a Fuck Up:
So what’s happening here? Why are people making this mistake over and over? The reason is twofold.
One: Mistaken anatomy.
When these artists draw their stuff to arse-up, face-down, no-time-to-fart deadlines, they don’t have the leisure I do to stop and think about how a woman looks when doing these poses. So when they have to think about a woman flying mid-air, they think about a woman kneeling, rather than an actual woman with her leg in the air. They just transfer the kneeling leg position to the upright position, even though the human muscles, tendons and body mass DO NOT ALLOW for that to happen. With kneeling positions, they just go ahead and trundle out the shortcuts they learnt earlier in the piece, without thought to how heels and butt-cracks work.
Two: It’s Not Important.
In most situations, accuracy of a woman’s anatomy is not important in a comic book or graphic novel. A female character must be alluring above all, so certain anatomically impossible conventions get the wave and are never fixed. Other people learn these “shortcuts” and that it’s okay to draw like that, and it keeps on happening. FOREVER.
I’m not saying don’t use sweeping lines for style. I’m just saying let’s not have utterly ridiculous anatomy going on. These women characters take up so little space already. Draw them as the leg is supposed to look and suddenly they have legs and tendons and physical signs of strength. I guess that isn’t sexy enough?
Confession: we have a crush on a company that makes tights. The Big Tights Company’s tights start with a plus size that is designed to fit a UK dress size 22 to 32; they’ll fit a US dress size 20-30 and stretch to fit 60 inch hips, 32 inch thighs and have a depth (gusset to waistband) of up to 28 inches. That’s right! They considered the depth of the panty area, so your tights actually don’t go sliding down your butt! Their extra plus size is designed to fit a UK dress size 32 to 42; they’ll fit a US dress size 30-40 and stretch to fit 90 inch hips, 40 inch thighs and have a depth (gusset to waistband) of up to 32 inches.
Available in a beautifully opaque option and a sheer that is basically Photoshop for your legs, the styles from The Big Tights Company are comfortable, gorgeous and actually fit. We don’t have anything else to add beyond ecstatic flailing.
With videos like “100 Years of Lingerie in 3 Minutes” or “100 Years of Beauty: Germany,” the Internet has been treated to gorgeous viral videos that show the glamorous side of women’s lives throughout history, but according to Polish costume blogger Karolina Zebrowska these videos are leaving out reality.
Most stories involving bullied fifth graders don’t often end with a show at New York Fashion Week. Most fifth graders aren’t Egypt “Ify” Ufele, who turned personal trauma into something far more beautiful. She’s one of a kind at NYFW — and not just because of her age.
I wish I could say I achieved VIB status at Sephora by building the most perfect makeup collection
one could ever ask for, but alas—as a mixed-race, medium-toned Latinx, a lot of time and money
was spent on buying lipstick that I’d only ever seen swatched on white women. Needless to say, they
either washed me out or made me look like a fool, and that’s when I knew it was time to find some
quality makeup brands aimed at people of color. So if you’re reading this, today is your lucky day,
because I’m passing along some of my favorites so that you can save yourself from the heartbreak
that is spending $22 on the wrong shade of Urban Decay.
Founded by none other than international model Iman, Iman Cosmetics is probably the
most well-known makeup line intended for women of color. They have a really thorough
way of finding the perfect makeup for your skin tone, and you can find their line in
drugstores at affordable prices.
Speaking of affordable, COVERGIRL has a line specifically aimed at women with darker skin. You can mostly find it in Target, drugstore.com, and some Walmarts.
One of my personal favorites, Black Opal was created by people of color for people of
color. Not only is the line affordable, but they have a “Find Your Shade” section similar to
Iman Cosmetics’, as well as shaving products for men. It looks like they’re developing an
affordable haircare line aimed at—you guessed it!—the haircare needs of people of color. As
if all of this wasn’t cool enough, Black Opal also awards scholarships to young women.
Sacha carries some of the most extensive beauty products I’ve seen, and the prices range
from below $10 to $50 depending on what you’re looking for. Their skincare products are also known for being long-lasting and weather-resistant, and their lipsticks have intense color
payoff.
Although Colourpop isn’t exclusively aimed at people of color, I thought I’d include it
because it’s one of my absolute favorite makeup brands. Not only are all of the lipsticks sold
alongside matching lip liners, but most of them are swatched on both light and dark skin, and their color payoff is strong and long-lasting. There’s also about a million different shades
of lipstick and eyeshadow you can try. The best part? Everything is cruelty-free and only $5.
On the higher end side of makeup, black|Up cosmetics was created specifically with Black
and mixed women in mind. With over 18 shades of foundation, ultra-pigmented
eyeshadows, and 30 shades of matte and glossy lipsticks, I can see why their prices rival
Sephora’s.
Fashion Fair is another line with a wide range of beauty and skincare products for a variety
of skin tones, although it was created with the needs of Black women in mind. Two of my
favorite products are the oily and dry skin travel kits, perfect for when traveling on airplanes
takes a toll on your skin. Their prices are also comparable to most of the brands sold at
Sephora.
Cruelty-free, all-natural, hypo-allergenic, and non-comedogenic (meaning your skin won’t
break out). They don’t have a lot of products listed on their site, but the ones they do have are magic.
I love the inspiration behind Hue Noir—the CEO, Paula Hayes, is a Black woman who
worked as a product development chemist and loved makeup. After having difficulty finding
makeup for darker skin tones, she established Hue Noir, a higher end makeup line that is
also organic and biodegradable. You can save the environment and look hot af while doing
so. Again, you’re welcome.
Nubian Skin launches their curve hosiery line! Nubian Skin is know for offering nude lingerie & hosiery for women of color now has options for plus size women of color.Talk about redefining nude!