adamcansuckme:

smittentomkitten:

ophelia-tagloff:

insanely-smart:

ophelia-tagloff:

lokisqueenbee:

insanely-smart:

Not even remotely sexy.

As a smoker I find this extremely sexy! Looking at this I’m sure he is or at least was a smoker..I’m thinking probably a reformed smoker 🚬😬

I think

insanely-smart

was being sarcastic. This is super sexy.
You’re right,

ophelia-tagloff

It was in the tags… Sexy as hell IMO. I’m going to agree with
@lokisqueenbee
on the one time/current/reformed smoker part. Leaning towards reformed, partly because of an interview from War Horse promo, where he said, “…because I grew up in contemporary London, listening to Radio Head, playing football, smoking behind the bike sheds, all the things that young people do.” (so he did at one point as most of us have). But also because we haven’t seen any evidence recently… No photos anywhere (whereas we do with BC, Fassy, etc). No packs on the table in the cafe (and those two things to together); not right when he gets outside the airport after a long flight. But who knows? Jonathan Pine does smoke, though, so there’s that to look forward to… Source for the interview quote:

http://filmreviewonline.com/2011/12/24/war-horse-tom-hiddleston/

Smoking men. I’m sorry. So hot.

insanely-smart ophelia-tagloff

I like it in movies. It is the sex.

But in real life, huge turn-off.  It’s one of the things that put me off Ben.

Uh, I fell in love with smoking a long time ago. It’s so fucking sexy. I mean, some people don’t do it the sexy way, I guess it’s just like walking – some girls hynotize you, some don’t. But smoking… and when I smoke… ugh, you know, it’s a long story, but I sort of quit, sort of always am relapsing when no one can see me… but I love it.

i’m deathly allergic to cigarette smoke–my throat constricts and I have trouble breathing even to second hand smoke, which makes it very difficult just walking in the park sometimes, trust me. So cigarette smoking is a huge turn-off for me, and why I generally don’t re-blog pics of anyone smoking.

I was very disappointed when I read that Benedict is a regular smoker, [and when, years ago, I learned that Elijah Wood also smokes.] I did worry about Tom being a smoker; he does make it look so effortless in ‘Unrelated’ [and yes, even though I can’t stand it, I can admit the way Oakley smokes is sexy.] but I’m really hoping it was an adolescent phase as the evidence seems to suggest. 

Source: tomhazeldine

lokiwholockfactory:

ohhiddles-myhiddles:

hiddlesherethereeverywhere:

ohhiddles-myhiddles:

iamthebadwolf85:

hiddlesherethereeverywhere:

I’m gonna lose some followers because I seem to be in the minority on this but I really want to voice my opinion on the Jag debacle.

I’m not mad at Jaguar.

I think they are brilliant.

I actually like feeling a little played. It makes me feel kinda dirty. Honestly, the whole thing is kinda…

^^THIS!!! OMFG

hiddlesherethereeverywhere

, I feel the exact same way!!! I’m sosososososo impressed them right now, so much that I want to go out & buy a Jag lol! So fucking brilliant. They never actually said Mr. Hiddleston was going to be in the ad. They just let everyone’s imagination run wild. Bravo, Jag team. You guys are evil geniuses & I can’t wait to see what you have in store for us next.

I can’t even be forreal mad at them either. Now that I reread their tweets, they never said he was gonna actually be *in* it… Just about who will be joining him. And we ate it right out of their hands. Cheeky bastards.

So cheeky. And they never @ mentioned Tom either which is kinda suspect if he were really to be involved. I was just so into the idea of more Jag!Tom (because let’s be honest I wrote a multi part fic about him because I LOVE Dom Jag Tom) that I didn’t even care hahaha

I, too, love my Jaguar!Tom and was looking forward to some new inspiration/frustration. But now I’m left picturing the CEO stroking his cat as he scrolls down his Twitter feed… Evil laughter echoing around his dark office. Great imagery for the whole “villain” front.

Honestly, good game Jaguar. Good fuuuuucking game. We alll literally fell for it. I mean that’s just brill! Just one mention of Tom and we all went ballistic! But I love that they now have a Quartermaster and its Hoult (tho I think he’s more goodie than baddie).

Oh, it was quite clever of them, and yes, I love the ad they did with Hoult. That’s not what I’m upset about. What bothers me is the blatant use of Tom’s tag in teasing it, targeting directly to his fanbase, without actually having him in the ad. There was no reason for that—the ad could have included his character, even in passing—and I found it to be exploitative. It created a lot of unneeded disappointment and negative feelings for some fans.

And it’s sad that you’d lose followers just for having a not-as-negative reaction…We’re all fans; we don’t have to agree on everything or even be affected by these things the same way. I’m kinda glad we aren’t all the same; that’s one of Fandom’s strengths, I feel.  

Trust our rage; fandom is powerful.

icybluepenguin:

Having thought about the Jaguar thing at the grocery store, here’s the thing.

I feel stupid.  I feel ridiculous for getting excited.  I feel like I should have known better, I should have seen through it.  I feel so stupid for the excited things I posted this morning.

Because now you all will think I’m a fucking idiot.  For getting excited.  For playing into it.  For not seeing through it.  For being gullible.

That’s why we as fans are so outraged, darling. Our enthusiasm for anything concerning our adored Tom was exploited by this corporation for their commercial and media gain. It was calculated. And that’s not how a corporation should treat the celebrities they hire and those celebrities’ fan bases. 

Their job is advertise and sell cars. So they hire actors like Tom to appear in their ads and design an ad campaign that will generate a lot of buzz and get their brand out there. When they go out of the way to tease an ad to the actor’s fan base with his name to generate more publicity–a very targeted effort specifically aimed at the fans–and then have not a single part of that ad have him in it–well, the result is some of us feeling exactly as you expressed above. And that’s not right. We should NEVER feel bad for being fans, ever. We’re not guilty for wanting every little moment we can get from our star; we’re not gullible or stupid. But we have been exploited, Tom has been exploited, and that’s not acceptable. 

As fans, darling, we understand and don’t think any less of you. What angers me is that this has caused you to feel that about yourself, and that’s not what fandom should ever be. I’m certain that someone like Tom would never want one of his fans to feel that way because of something he’s associated with, and why we need to call this kind of exploitation out when it happens. Fandom is powerful, darling; one of the things I was happy about was knowing that we were all online together, excited about this, and that we’ll have other, more positive chances again…and that we can support each other and have a real impact on fandom in general when things like this happen. 

No.

hiddleshoneybunny:

hiddleshoneybunny:

hiddleshoneybunny:

smittentomkitten:

hightimeswithhiddles:

I’m not going to be all diplomatic. I’m not going to be all “yes we were teased but that’s ok!”
“Brilliant marketing strategy!”
“Ohhh, good one Jaguar!”

I’m pissed

I’m allowed to be angry

You can’t dictate my emotions

Awh! That’s fucking cold! So no Tom at all this round?

Well Jaguar we all know what this means snakes bites you once shame on the snake bet that shit won.t work again! I’m outraged!

It’s not that I’m upset over the sneaky lil’ stunt they pulled [although I am.] It’s that they exploited Tom’s name to get the attention, knowing full well that his fan base would generate the buzz. Not cool. Not acceptable. Have some respect for the actor and his fans and don’t be such self-aggrandizing assholes.

Yeah, yeah, I get the whole ‘but we’re villains, bwahahha, it’s so good to be bad’ angle…but that’s not being a fictional film villain, it’s being a poor publicist, frankly: You just alienated the very resource you used to promote your product. Not wise. It makes this fan wonder if you simply didn’t want to pay my beloved actor to appear in another ad, but knew you could get the attention by deliberately misleading his fanbase into doing your advertising for you. Shame, shame! 

I hope Tom [and other actors, too–I feel terribly sorry for Nicholas in all this, since it was a lovely performance–] will take a long hard look at this kind of fan exploitation and consider what they want to lend their names to in the future. 

There’s good advertising and there’s bad advertising…So I ask you, Jaguar: was it good to be bad? 

No.

You know what I’m gonna do?

andlifeisgrand:

beachgrl76:

jackburtonsays:

jackburtonsays:

At 1pm, I’m going to go to lunch, get me a burger, fries and a shake and try not to freak the fuck out anymore than necessary because I am fucking starving.

Burgergate update; what the fuck kind of burger place…

Going to be around Sweet Home Chicago on the 25th, jackburtonsays? Because haveahiddles and I are having a Tom-a-Thon for local slores then, and we’d love to have you [and anyone else] over. And not to worry: I’m feeding everyone! Let us know! 

You know what I’m gonna do?

slorezone:

Just imagine: Tom’s head pressed firmly between your legs as his wet tongue makes that first contact with your pussy. He’d slowly, and eagerly lick from the bottom of your slit, all the way up, centimeter’s at a time. It’s only about 15 seconds but it feels like an hour. His mouth would reach the top, and he’d take your clit into his mouth completely. A jolt of sharp pleasure would shoot up your body, and it stays there as he started licking and sucking your clit.. humming against it. It’s swelling up and Tom’s fucking your pussy with his tongue. He is relentlessly separating your tight lips, humming against your pussy, and aggressively grabbing your ass while he brushes his fingers on your slit. He’s eating you out like a savage- groaning, moaning, and letting out a growl while he looks you dead in the eyes. His big hands are squeezing your thighs tightly as you grab at the sheets.. or grab anything and everything, even tighter. You’re having orgasm after orgasm. Your eyes are rolled back into your head, and you’re screaming his name at the top of your lungs while pulling at his hair. Your back is arched hysterically and your pussy is drenched, but Tom shows no sign of slowing down. He’d abruptly spank your ass as he proceeded to ravish you. His tongue is as deep inside you as possible, and he is twirling it and sliding it up and down sporadically. He is enjoying the flow of cum that your pussy is pouring straight into his mouth. He listens to the exhausted screams of pure pleasure. You have cum so many times you can’t even really recall where you are anymore. You’re in pure ecstasy and you’ve almost forgotten he’s even there. But slapping your ass seems to make you more aware of his presence. You look down at him and smile. Tom looks up, his chin drenched in your cum, as he licks his lips and asks if you’re ready to fuck.

Tagging:

ophelia-tagloff laterovaries ohhiddles-myhiddles  

See, this is why I can’t read fanfic while I’m writing…I literally just wrote a scene like this with haveahiddles the other day…*sigh*