Stop waving your snake around, Hiddles – it’s distracting! *grin*
Holy
Fuck
Me(I might do a one shot for this what do you think?)This is NOT okay.
The most beautiful part of a man’s body
I think it must be there,
where the torso sits on and, into the hips,
those twin delineating curves,
feminine in grace, girdling the trunk,
guiding the eyes downwards
to their intersection,
the point of pleasure.Duane Michals, 1986
99 Problems (Who He Fucks Ain’t One)
A rewriting, my letter to the warring factions in the fandom. Use the Linkin Park/Jay-Z Collision Course version. It’s angrier and matches how I feel more accurately. A gentle reminder that there is more to life than who Tom Hiddleston is fucking (or not).
If you’re having Tom problems I…
Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these
double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?
This is fucking amazing to me…
~ MANIP (!)
Oh shit. MANIP!!!!!!!! But…..oh shit….
oh GOD YES please
Do You Wanna Quote Some Shakespeare? (A parody)
Since he didn’t show at Wimbledon. (This is, of course, all in fun)
(Knock knockety knock)
Do you wanna quote some Shakespeare,
C’mon, come out and play…
We never see you anywhere,
We miss your hair,
C’mon what do you say?
You used to be all over,
And now you’re not.
I wish you would tell…
Slutty Yorick 