How to check out your brother’s dick- a guide by Loki Laufeyson
I’ve seen an interview with Hiddleston where he stated that he “keeps his distance from Tumblr” – and, well, I think that kinda backfired because it gives us all such a sense of utter unrestraint –
But I like to imagine that, every once in a while, he just has to take a peek…
…and deeply regrets it.
I think he secretly loves it. 😏
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I’m not saying he does it himself but someone in his entourage is very aware of what happens here.That whole ‘how deep did the dick’ video was just a shoutout to Tumblr and you can not tell me otherwise! He knows 😉
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eve1978 *evil grin and laugh* and I think somewhere deep down he says to himself “all of those women, ehehehe, they are mine!”
Meanwhile, in an alternate universe…
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laterovaries obviously
ophelia-tagloff for the classroom lunch packing… 😉

I don’t even care if this is some weird manip or not. Cowboy boots. Hybrid. Bananas.
Back the fuck up off my hybrid!banana snatch….

i dont think i’ve ever been so frustrated
Orange you glad it’s not a banana
it happened
13 Things Fan Fiction Writers Are Very Tired Of Explaining
I can identify with these.
(It’s a very good article.)
Tom Hiddleston apologizing for being a life ruiner. YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO REJECT HIM. (I silenced Rachel’s part, so you can… y’know… use your imagination)
a-beautifully-hiddled-disaster:
I’m sorry, but it is just so fucking obvious here. xenaamazon sherlokid-timelord frenchfrostpudding vampirewithbedsidemanners my-achilles—heel
I don’t know what came over me, but I’m just filthy today and I’m so sorry.
Filthy days are just fine, we all get them. Oh yeah
Thank for reassuring ladyoftheteaandblood. My filthy day just happens to be 365 times a year.
And this is a problem why. Be happy with your mind and let it wonder freely, after all who are you harming?
Well, I just assumed not everybody wants to listen to my horny rambling.
But rest assured that as far as my mind goes, I don’t consider my sexual obsessions a problem AT ALL.
😉
Horny 24/7 tbh
It’s more rare for me to have a day when I’m not “On.”






















