presented without comment.
»I know it’s there, but I don’t see it. :
This is the greatest thing I shit you not
This is the one that started it all….I give you the amazing Fahrlight!
Look at Luke! lol
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Amanda laughing, Luke grinning and Ollie taking pictures…quite a team you have there, Tom. Heh.
Sex…face…
Oh fucking damn
He’s not holding you by your hips.
You’re not bending over, with your ass up in the air.
He’s not shoving his cock up inside you.
You’re not moaning like a whore.
He’s not slapping your ass.
You’re not coming all around his cock.
He’s not spilling all inside you.
OMFG….
Thanks everso for the narrative.
Yeah its not distracting at all… Damn but she’s good tho.
*flails*
Hello! So I was scrolling my dash just now, and this gif popped up right before that fight club theory post 🙂
***choking slightly**** I’m okay with this theory on the red knuckles….
Jossmayfair THIS is the headcanon regarding the red knuckle. Thanks to entitledsnob for ruining my life.
I like the idea that mermaids lure men to their deaths but fall in love with women and help them become mermaids and all mermaids are like beautiful sea lesbians
hell yes, sea lesbians
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So Tom, I was just wondering….
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What the hell is that?
Don’t play dumb with me Tom. Seriously what the hell is this?
Thomas. I have to ask….
Alright Tom, well you really need to put that thing away….
Oh. Oh. You were serious. My apologies Tom.
a-beautifully-hiddled-disaster:
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a-beautifully-hiddled-disaster:
a-beautifully-hiddled-disaster:
Bless the soul who put this together and posted it on Twitter…
IT’S A COCKSTRAVAGANZA!!!!! Woohoo!!! COCKAPALOOZA!!! COCKAGEDDON!!!!
That last one sounds a little ominous…but if that’s the way I’ve gotta go, fuck it.
Thanks a-beautifully-hiddled-disaster…you’re awesome. 😀
I knew you’d enjoy this… in my insomniac delirium I decided to google “hiddlesconda” to see what would pop up…
“Pop up” she says…
Badumtssshhhhh….
That was completely unintentional… or maybe not.
Slutty Yorick 
