starfleetgrad:

DO YOU EVER FANTASIZE ABOUT HUGGING SOMEONE FAMOUS

NO SEX THOUGHTS, NO AUTOGRAPHS OR PHOTOS

JUST A BIG, GENUINE HUG THAT LASTS THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF TIME AND COMPLETES YOUR LIFE

DO YOU

Yes, I do, but in my case, if that famous person is of the opposite gender to me, it will be a sexual event regardless. My own personal issue. [And if I’m being totally truthful, the same could be said for certain famous people of my same gender; all depends on who it is…]