What Do You Like About My Writing?

uglygirlwritin:

  1. Your original characters are full of life
  2. You add depth to existing characters
  3. You write beautiful descriptions
  4. Your writing flows really nicely
  5. Your pacing is fantastic
  6. You have made me laugh out loud
  7. You have made me cry
  8. You create interesting plots
  9. You are good at capturing an existing character’s voice/mannerisms
  10. I like the way you write dialogue
  11. I always get excited when I see you’ve updated
  12. I would read what you write no matter the fandom/genre
  13. Your writing makes me think
  14. I have learned new things because of your writing
  15. I like an existing character more because of your writing
  16. Your smut is mmhmmm
  17. Your fluff makes me warm and fuzzy inside
  18. You write action scenes really well
  19. I wish I could write more like you

  20. You inspire me to write more/better

Bonus: Tell me one thing YOU like about your OWN writing!

here’s a handy resource for giving writers feedback on their writing. I’d welcome any of these. 

goodluckdetective:

No seriously guys, comment on peoples fic.

Writers as desperate for comments. Desperate

I’m in a writing group with around 40 people and one of the common reasons people don’t post their work is because “no one ever comments on it, so no one is reading it” which blows because their work is amazing and instead it’s sitting in storage.

Comments lead to posting more fic. Trust me. 

Very, very true. 

And, PLEASE, leave actual comments. As much as we appreciate kudos or smiley emojis, it doesn’t give us the feedback we need to become better writers. 

A Few Tips All Writers Should Remember:

fictionwritingtips:

·Write to your
comfort level
. Meaning: give yourself a break when you need it and push
yourself when you’re feeling motivated.

·Seek out
sources of motivation
. There are very few times when motivation hits me out
of nowhere. Read a good book. Watch a good movie. Write down your goals.

·Find your
space
. Coffee shop. Library. Your room with the music blasting and the TV
playing your favorite show. Find whatever gets you in the right headspace.

·Your
first draft is just the first draft
. Too many writers stress out about the
first draft and they forget it’s just the first step in completing your novel.
You can add to it, build from it, or toss it away completely.

·You will
be rejected
. Even if you write the next big hit, you’ll be rejected. Read
the reviews for some of your favorite books—I guarantee someone HATED it. Not
everyone will like your work, but that doesn’t mean it’s bad.

·Write
advice isn’t for everyone
. There’s no one-size-fits-all plan for writers.
Pick and choose advice that works for you, ignore what doesn’t. Not everything
will relate directly to you and your style of writing.

·It’s okay
to stay in
. Want a night to yourself so you can write? Don’t be afraid to
cancel your plans and focus on your writing hobby. You don’t have to feel
guilty about wanting to work on your writing.

·Let ideas
settle
. It’s tempting to jump right in to a new writing idea, but let
things settle for a bit. Brainstorm. See what comes next. An idea needs to have
legs and it needs to take your story somewhere. Let it grow.

·Outlines
aren’t set in stone
. Be flexible with your outlines. Plan if you need to,
but allow yourself to explore new ideas. Let your story go in an unexpected
direction.

-Kris Noel

quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks:

iamthebadwolf85:

quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks:

chaosandcocks:

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queenofkink:

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Need! I know if I could teach it this way most of my students would finally get it😕

A LOT of people need this mug! 😀

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thestudentprincesss:

barefootdramaturg:

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velveteenrabbit:

englishpracticenow:

commonly misused words – learn the proper usage of these words to get your way up to any English proficiency exams – IELTS, TOEFL, GRE, etc.

2,000 notes.

JERKING OFF TO THIS

OH GOD LESS VERSUS FEWER THANK YOU FOR ACKNOWLEDGING MY PERSONAL GRAMMATICAL VENDETTA.

By accident. On purpose. Never on accident.

ALSO, ‘amount’ and ‘number’ follow the same rules as ‘less’ and ‘fewer’, respectively. it’s not an ‘amount’ of people, it’s a number of people; by contrast, it IS an ‘amount of water’, etc.

Okay, because I’m a crazy, obsessed writer who wastes WAAAY too much time on canon research, I’m sharing my transcription of the newspaper account of Lady Beatrice’s murder. Here goes: 

CUMBERLAND ILLUSTRATED NEWS

STRATHNEY, SATURDAY, AUGUST 16, 1879

SHOCKING SAVAGE MURDER AT ALLERDALE HALL

FEAR GRIPS RESIDENTS FOLLOWING GHASTLY DISCOVERY OF LADY
BEATRICE ALEXANDER SHARPE SLAIN IN BATH

A GHASTLY SCENE POLICE DISCOVER BUTCHERED BODY IN BATHTUB OF
BLOOD. A FEARFUL TRAGEDY FOR HER TWO CHILDREN. THE DEADLY ASSAILANT REMAINS AT
LARGE.

Death By Single Cruel Blow to her Cranium

[illustration of the fatal wound, text:  THE GRISTLY KILLING STRIKE]

[Illegible paragraph]

HORRIFYING DETAILS OF REVOLTING CRIME

[Illustrations of Lady
Sharpe’s arm draped out of the tub, and of the bone cleaver, text: LADY SHARPE
FOUND IN A BATHTUB OF HER OWN BLOOD; THE VILE MURDER WEAPON]

Ever cautious, Constable Webber refrained from moving the
body and at once sent for his esteemed colleague, Inspector John Root and Dr.
Frederick Jones, distinguished surgeon. According to the inspector’s report,
Dr. Jones proceeded to examine the body and estimated the time of death being
only a number of hours prior, although the body was by then quite frigid. No
other wounds or bruises ever discovered, causing the doctor to postulate that
Lady Sharpe entered the bath voluntarily only yo be murdered in that vulnerable
state by the fearsome attacker.

The coroner’s office has caused the body of the dead woman
to be removed to the parlour mortuary, High street, Farlam.  

A thorough inspection of the house has revealed few answers
and only further mystery. It is reported that no force was evident when
entering the well-secured main door. Indeed, the assailant was seemingly
familiar with the manor and aware that the lady would be alone during the hours
in which the murder occurred. At this time the crime remains quite unresolved.

CHILDREN LEFT MOTHERLESS

Recalling the events of the past day, none was more distressing
for Police constable Webber than the discovery of the Sharpe children, cold and
terrified, found miles from Allerdale Hall on the road to Farlam.

James William Sharpe, bart., and Beatrice Alexandra Sharpe
produced two children. Lucille, aged fourteen, the eldest daughter, and Thomas
aged twelve, the son and heir. The Sharpe children were widely known by the
country folk of the area surrounding Allerdale Hall. Lucille, polite and solemn
if reserved, was often spotted riding her pony atop the hills. Thomas is remembered
as a small but inquisitive boy who at times accompanied his father on trips to
town. In recent years, however, the children have been encountered outside the
grounds of Allerdale Hall on only rare occasions.

James William Sharpe died young, in September of 1876, of an
unspecified illness, the nature of which was never identified. The unfortunate
children are thus made orphans following the shocking murder of Lady Sharpe.

On the day in question, Constable Webber reports that he and
his associates were several hours in the house when the children’s absence
became apparent. Fearing for their safety as the assailant might easily have
seized the children, the officers set out on horseback each taking a different road
leading away from the now cursed house. It was Webber, following the earthen
route to Farlam, who found the children, carrying small bags and walking hand
in hand. One can only assume the ill-fated siblings had been hiding within the
house during the murder.

HER OWN POOR CHILDREN IN HOUSE DURING MURDER

[illustration: the Sharpes
in nightclothes, Thomas standing slightly behind Lucille’s right shoulder. Her
hair is loose, and Thomas is wearing a jacket.  Text: HER OWN POOR CHILDREN IN HOUSE  DURING MURDER]

strangership:

kiriamaya:

beahbeah:

so i feel like i should tell you guys that i’ve found the formula for a perfect and incontrovertible insult:

[adverb][adjective][expletive][noun]

examples:

you perfectly rectangular shitbowl!
you obscenely lamentable assbasket!
you fantastically nauseating dicksoiree!

go forth and blaspheme

I am laughing so hard.

Suddenly everything is beautiful.