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hiddleshoneybunny:

beaglebitch:

hiddleshoneybunny:

This…

Grew up to be this…

@beaglebitch @zhora-salome @tomforachange @insanely-smart @laterovaries @larouau12 @hiddlestonluvr

WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL TALKING ABOUT OAKLEY?

I do not like that little shit.

I do not like him. Not one bit.

I do not want him here or there.

I do not want him anywhere.

Not under the table at the bar?

Not even in the backseat of the car?

Not even a quickie by the pool?

This arrogant scrumptious little fool?

Not at the bar! Not in the car!

Not in the pool! Not with that fool!

Not in the dark! Not at the park!

Not on my blog! Thanks for nothing, Joanna Hogg!

I do not want him here or there!

I do not want him anywhere!

Do you want him in a club?
Do you want to give that bare chest a rub?
Will you take raging and mad?
Would you take him crying and sad?

Not in the club! No bare chested rub!

Not when he’s mad! Not when he’s sad!

Not at the bar! Not in the car!

Not in the pool! Not with that fool!

Not in the dark! Not at the park!

Not on my blog! Thanks for nothing, Joanna Hogg!

I do not want him here or there!

I do not want him anywhere!

Would you give him half a chance?

Would you have him when you dance?

Would you take him with a drink?

Would he get you with a wink?

You don’t want him?

So you say,

Try it and you may, I say!

Fine!

If you will let me be,

I will try him.

You wil see.

…

SAY!

I like this Hiddles man.

I do! I like him, Sam-I-am.

I would do that Oakley fool. I would do him in the pool.

I would have that Hazeldine. I always liked them long and lean.

I kinda like that Martinsson. I like the way he wears that gun.

I would take Sir Thomas Sharpe. I would like him in the dark.

So I will do himat the bar. And in the car.

And in the pool. That lanky fool.

And in the dark. And at the park.

I want to have him here and there!

I want to have him anywhere!

I’m only reblogging because of “Green Eggs and Ham: Hiddles edition.”

Standing O

And I’m dead. This is amazeballs.

This is why I love this fandom.

It’s baaaaaaaaack!!!!

It’s back on my dash! Forever reblog!

Seuss!BB strikes again jfc