OMG – this is … PERFECT!!!!
I am DYING of laughter here! this is FUCKIN’ BRILL!!
I knew him, Horatio…intimately ;)

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Sorry, I fainted and landed on the keyboard.
Fuck, yes.
Ever see all the sub-groups in the Slores talking and think “Awww, I wanna talk with y’all too” and feel a little left out? I see people with Tumblr wives, sisters, bffs and then there’s me.
*crickets chirping*And then you have to wonder, am I part of a sub-group too and just don’t realize it?
Maybe I’m not vocal enough.
Maybe I haven’t been here long enough.Maybe I’m not seeing what I do have.
Oh, I so hear you on this, nwadadnama. I tend to come across as more of a lurker and I love all different types of sub-groups so I don’t fit into a single category. But I see you on my blog; drop me a line and say hi! *waves*
britishmenaredestroyingmylife:
I’m really curious about where my followers are from. You don’t have to give exact locations or anything. (I mean, this is Tumblr.) But, like… US state? Country? I’m actually dying to know.
So… indulge me… where are you guys from?
I missed this somehow! Sorry. I’m from Alabama.
Chicago!
Chicago, for me, also!
Reblog if you’re a slore, because I only know like 5 of you and I really want to tag all of you in a lot of things but I have no idea who you are. Please & thank you! ☺️
hey, hiddlesmaug, haveahiddles keeps a list of the Slores; just ask her. She’ll share it.
I just wanna say thank you slores.. Thank you very much!
I can no longer keep my shit together when someone mention banana..
Seriously.. I just heard a kids song on tv where they sang about peeling and eating banana (because it is so yummy and healthy)…. I lost my shit and burst out laughing…
SO TRUE! My adult kids hate me to this day for this very thing! And that was after I got over the whole ‘Bananas in Pajamas’ show…don’t EVEN ask…!
call us brutal, sick, sadistic, and grotesquely optimistic
‘cause way down deep inside we’ve got a dream!WHY IS THIS GIF SET NOT AROUND MORE?!

when 6 bloggers share a hotel room…
I counted 5
who do you think took the fucking photo
i literally can’t.
I know we talk a big game, but this is actually what SloreCon would look like.smittentomkitten hiddlesherethereeverywhere xdelayedgratification triplefuckingnope tomslegsarekillingmeslowly laterovaries larouau12 calgal48 allthatandasideoftom
et al.ophelia-tagloff, has SloreCon be scheduled.? I hadn’t heard. @tarrysmith, catedevalois and larouau12 want to share a room?
Yes! Count me in! That would be so fun!
ophelia-tagloff calgal48 tarrysmith
share a room with a bunch of horned-up hiddlestoning slores? fuck that shit, you bitches will be rabid and cacophanus. ima get my own suite – to which i may or may bring a slore of my own choosing to seduce.
I do need to let you know, I sleep very little, 3 – 4 hours a night… I drool over Tom’s footwear, and I gasp and moan out loud when I see a particularly fetching pic of Tom… which is like, every one I see…
Haha, this looks like the best of times, although I agree with, I would have to get my own room:p probably not the seducing part… But hey, you never now!Oh, I want roommates! Stay up all night! Slumber party!
oddly enough, I have been thinking about this very idea, and talked it over, in a general way, with haveahiddles. I was wondering if we can start a map of where everyone’s located, just to see which location[s] would be a good idea. [As much as I’d like to have it in Bangor, that’s a bit out of my location of Chicago to make it a viable option at the moment….] And yes, I have done this kind of thing before, so I’m talking from experience.
Obviously you have not left the slores completely, or you wouldn’t still be following poor but-glorieux. Not exactly sure why you insist on continuing your rant, but YOU are the one with the issue, not us. I am so sorry that your experience was unsettling, but the Slores are family. We share…