
tut tut Sleipnir, you should be sleip-ing (haha get it??)
I knew him, Horatio…intimately ;)

for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse
he also did it with a giant and she had three children- A giant fucking snake, A giant fucking dog, and an zombie chick
He’s very open-minded.
Or very open-legged.
wh
VERY OPEN-LEGGED.
I’m so sorry.
So much win in this post.
Always reblog horse jokes.
*sigh*
Just a friendly reminder that THE HORSE FUCKED LOKI, not the other way around…
[want to read a good fanfic about that? check out ‘Sooth the Savage Beast’ by haveahiddles and SincereJester on AO3.]