
Oh dear, I smell a new fanfic prompt.
I knew him, Horatio…intimately ;)
I know this is originally from Only Lovers Left Alive, oops.
I take requests!
in that last image he’s like “I’m having nightmares. Can I sleep with you?”
“Aww, of course you can. baby.”
this is a plot bunny I want to cuddle….
Sam comes out of the shower to spot Steve sitting in their living room, sketching quietly and an idea pops into his head. He doesn’t know if Steve’s seen Titanic or not, but he figures he’ll get one of those full-body blushes out of Steve and it’ll be worth it either way.
So he goes back into the…
A threesome fanfiction involving Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr., and Chris Pratt, by Chris Pratt.
Chris Pratt is us and we are Chris Pratt.

My girlfriend and I were discussing the issue of sexual entitlement, and from it, I got a funny mental image of Loki grabbing a random maid and dragging her off into a guest room for sexy times because he wanted them. After about twenty minutes, the maid emerged, straightening her clothes and hair, looking thoroughly satisfied with herself. Then a few minutes later, Loki stumbled to the door, looking completely disheveled and thinking, “Well THAT didn’t go how I was expecting…”
*I’m totally writing this*
OMG. Yes.