Tag: patron god of ergi

lokis-ice-queen-of-mischief:

Ahem…(not my gifs) does anyone else think that this looks like a Dom Loki, teaching his SUB/pet a lesson?

Loki: “Naughty, naughty little girl! You know better than to defy your king! Master is going to have to teach you a good lesson, isn’t he?” 

Oh gods….this is dangerous to my health…

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sierralaufeyson13:

naughtylokiconfessions:

My girlfriend and I were discussing the issue of sexual entitlement, and from it, I got a funny mental image of Loki grabbing a random maid and dragging her off into a guest room for sexy times because he wanted them. After about twenty minutes, the maid emerged, straightening her clothes and hair, looking thoroughly satisfied with herself. Then a few minutes later, Loki stumbled to the door, looking completely disheveled and thinking, “Well THAT didn’t go how I was expecting…” 

*I’m totally writing this*

OMG. Yes.

Source: naughtylokiconfessions

kittenball:

vchrisi:

skijumpsallygotthehiddles:

tom-mother-fucking-hiddleston:

Tom, what the hell did the director say to you before this was filmed for Christ sake?

“When you’re laying down on the Bifrost I want you to pretend Loki is a porn star about to get a good fucking.”

Excellent fucking question.

“Make it look like Mjölnir gives you the best orgasm you ever had.”

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR ACTING TOM? NEVER STOP

Turn the sound off on this scene and it just looks like a really high budget porno…

Actually, just leave the sound on. All that grunting and moaning.