patron god of ergi – Page 2

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unfairlymostfairly:

is this not what really happened or

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quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks:

insanely-smart:

suziejimenez:

amatasera:

Loki

UUUUGH. I’M DEAD.

amatasera Are you kidding me? That’s amazing!!

I’ve reblogged this before and I will again. *the beauty*

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shh-carrie-is-dreaming:

Me too, Loki, me too.

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mrsweasley:

(x)

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isahbellah:

twinarmaget-it-on:

ybfan666:

magicbunni:

pwennies:

whatisagorman:

for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse

he also did it with a giant and she had three children- A giant fucking snake, A giant fucking dog, and an zombie chick

He’s very open-minded.

Or very open-legged.

wh

VERY OPEN-LEGGED.

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amatasera:

the-call-of-the-hiddles:

Forgot that I made this when I got my Hot Toys Loki. My computer crashed and I lost most of my pics, but this one was spared. XD

~~Offering my hands up so goddamn fast~~

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eirecrescent:

Look it’s an Amethyst Penis! It’s actually rather pretty. Lol just one of the photos I took at the show! #penis #amethyst #crystals #magic #witchcraft #paganism #purple #geode #rockhard

And this is what they mean in Norse Mythology when they mention Loki seducing rocks and trees, folks. Patron god of Ergi, remember…] Just as a side note, Amethyst is also February’s birthstone, which I think is quite appropriate, considering, eh? 😉