sierralaufeyson13:

naughtylokiconfessions:

My girlfriend and I were discussing the issue of sexual entitlement, and from it, I got a funny mental image of Loki grabbing a random maid and dragging her off into a guest room for sexy times because he wanted them. After about twenty minutes, the maid emerged, straightening her clothes and hair, looking thoroughly satisfied with herself. Then a few minutes later, Loki stumbled to the door, looking completely disheveled and thinking, “Well THAT didn’t go how I was expecting…” 

*I’m totally writing this*

OMG. Yes.

britishmenaredestroyingmylife:

haveahiddles:

jossisgod:

sherekahnsgirl:

madisonyork:

 I’ll wear under-armour jogging trousers. Apart from that, Loki keeps his underwear pretty simple! ——Tom Hiddleston [x]

As the above evidence proves, you need something a lot better than that to wrangle the Hiddlesconda, Tom!  How can he not know this?!

And your point is?  I mean, exactly WHAT is the problem here? 

I see no problem at all.

Unless, of course, “the problem” is some kind of code word for his cock.

In which case, I see it quite clearly.

You, sir. In my mouth. Now.

Mmmmffff.