
Loki of Jotunheim
I knew him, Horatio…intimately ;)

Okay, I’m putting my name 1st on the sign up sheet,
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rapt-goddess takepainsbeperf tomandtea tomfoolery69 ibrakefortomhiddlestonI’ll bide my time angry fucking Coriolanus. Someone let me know when it’s my turn.
bring it on, you patron god of Ergi!
oh fuck *twitch* I love it when he looks at me like that
OMG!!! YES!!! UNFFFF!!!

My girlfriend and I were discussing the issue of sexual entitlement, and from it, I got a funny mental image of Loki grabbing a random maid and dragging her off into a guest room for sexy times because he wanted them. After about twenty minutes, the maid emerged, straightening her clothes and hair, looking thoroughly satisfied with herself. Then a few minutes later, Loki stumbled to the door, looking completely disheveled and thinking, “Well THAT didn’t go how I was expecting…”
*I’m totally writing this*
OMG. Yes.
I’m so sorry.
So much win in this post.
Always reblog horse jokes.
*sigh*
Just a friendly reminder that THE HORSE FUCKED LOKI, not the other way around…
[want to read a good fanfic about that? check out ‘Sooth the Savage Beast’ by haveahiddles and SincereJester on AO3.]

Oh fuck yes!
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When I’m ready, yes.
britishmenaredestroyingmylife:
I’ll wear under-armour jogging trousers. Apart from that, Loki keeps his underwear pretty simple! ——Tom Hiddleston [x]
As the above evidence proves, you need something a lot better than that to wrangle the Hiddlesconda, Tom! How can he not know this?!
And your point is? I mean, exactly WHAT is the problem here?
I see no problem at all.
Unless, of course, “the problem” is some kind of code word for his cock.
In which case, I see it quite clearly.
You, sir. In my mouth. Now.
Mmmmffff.

Holy fuckin shit y’all.
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God bless Google Search
And you found this by searching what?
Lokis dick-centric walk?
The most slow-mo’d seconds in film history?
Porn that is not really porn but is really really porny?
Scarf fetish?
Oscar-snubbed costume designers?
Walk that walk bby. 💋