Tag: Hiddles’Peen

a-beautifully-hiddled-disaster:

laterovaries:

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Bless the soul who put this together and posted it on Twitter…

laterovaries

IT’S A COCKSTRAVAGANZA!!!!! Woohoo!!! COCKAPALOOZA!!! COCKAGEDDON!!!!

That last one sounds a little ominous…but if that’s the way I’ve gotta go, fuck it.

Thanks a-beautifully-hiddled-disaster…you’re awesome. 😀

I knew you’d enjoy this… in my insomniac delirium I decided to google “hiddlesconda” to see what would pop up…

“Pop up” she says…

Badumtssshhhhh….

That was completely unintentional… or maybe not.

a-beautifully-hiddled-disaster:

dorito82:

hiddlestories:

ladyoftheteaandblood:

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ladyoftheteaandblood:

hiddlestories:

I’m sorry, but it is just so fucking obvious here. xenaamazon sherlokid-timelord frenchfrostpudding vampirewithbedsidemanners my-achilles—heel

I don’t know what came over me, but I’m just filthy today and I’m so sorry.

Filthy days are just fine, we all get them. Oh yeah

Thank for reassuring ladyoftheteaandblood. My filthy day just happens to be 365 times a year.

And this is a problem why. Be happy with your mind and let it wonder freely, after all who are you harming?

Well, I just assumed not everybody wants to listen to my horny rambling.

But rest assured that as far as my mind goes, I don’t consider my sexual obsessions a problem AT ALL.

😉

Horny 24/7 tbh

It’s more rare for me to have a day when I’m not “On.”

a-beautifully-hiddled-disaster:

myskarsgod:

mostrandomfaves:

so… um… is it called the snake hips because you can see his “snake”

Mesmerized….

Source: mostrandomfaves

eirecrescent:

Look it’s an Amethyst Penis! It’s actually rather pretty. Lol just one of the photos I took at the show! #penis #amethyst #crystals #magic #witchcraft #paganism #purple #geode #rockhard

And this is what they mean in Norse Mythology when they mention Loki seducing rocks and trees, folks. Patron god of Ergi, remember…] Just as a side note, Amethyst is also February’s birthstone, which I think is quite appropriate, considering, eh? 😉