There are times when you have awesome friends that just send you links through messenger, and then there are times that you have totally awesome friends like @feelmyroarrrr that send you NSFW Avengers Dildo links.
I’m not kidding.
Cap Butt Plug. Its a real thing. ‘Captain Anal’ to be precise.
‘Moan-lnir’. I’ve read enough Thorki fics to know that Loki will know what to do with this.
Arse Reactor
THAT FUCKING LIGHTS UP!
Oh and this…
Which comes under the #nope category.
But hey, why stop at The Avengers? How about Guardians of the Galaxy? Which are all good, but i’m going to pick just one that will mean you’ll never be able to watch it again…
“We may just have to decide while I’m disciplining you. A number of factors could decide for us. How red your ass is. How good you are while receiving your punishment. How wet my hand makes your cunt as I’m slapping your ass. How easily your cunt accepts my fingers afterwards.
If your ass isn’t red enough, then I may have to administer further discipline. I know your ass is going to start with a tanned complexion already. It may hide how red you are. It might not be a good thing for you.
When I spank you, I don’t want any brattyness or fidgeting. You need to remain still and not try to use your hands to cover yourself. Good girls take what’s coming to them, and accept when they’re bad that they need to be corrected.
As I slap I can always know when I’m done by how wet you are. When your pussy drips with anticipation of a good fucking after your spanking, then you’ve had enough. Not before you are dripping wet for me though. Your cunt needs to be begging for me. You need to be so readily willing to fuck, that your cunt spreads open with the most minimal of pressure.
You know that after I administer my discipline, that I will need to also taste your pussy. To ensure that none of your juices go to waste. It is the reward, after your spanking, that is given to good girls. You know I’ll want to make you cum right after. Conditioning you to enjoy the spankings, with an exquisite orgasm immediately following. And when I have made you cum with my fingers and my mouth, I want to fuck you. My cock will fill you. You will feel my balls slapping on your clit. Hands grabbing you, mouth biting, sucking and marking you.
You will know that I own you. You will know. The world will know, that you are mine. That you are my good girl.”
Slutty Yorick 