thereallimegreenandloki:

Since he didn’t show at Wimbledon. (This is, of course, all in fun)

(Knock knockety knock)
Do you wanna quote some Shakespeare,
C’mon, come out and play…
We never see you anywhere,
We miss your hair,
C’mon what do you say?
You used to be all over,
And now you’re not.
I wish you would tell…

Do You Wanna Quote Some Shakespeare? (A parody)