Subway Sandwich Thighs: A Blight Upon Women’s Legs in Comics

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Please, No More Subway-Sandwich Thighs!

I want to talk about a comic art convention I see from time to time that really gets up my nose.  Now, when I say convention, I mean an accepted technique or practice in the field rather than a gathering of gloriously enthusiastic nerds in costume.  In this instance, I am talking about a particular drawing shortcut that is accepted as “solid” and “professional” in the industry that I find teeth-grindingly lazy and bizarre.  I call it “Subway Sandwich Thighs”. As illustrated below:

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As you can see, the thigh and the calf are sandwiched together, mid-air, without anything pressing against the underside of the calf to make it that way. Legs do not work that way, not even in bendy women. We cannot bend our legs and make them do that in mid-air. For that to happen, we need to put our weight on our bent legs, kneeling on the ground. It is the weight of our bodies that pushes the two parts of the legs together. Usually, the legs splay to the side, so that they aren’t pushed together too hard. We often sit on the side of our butts after about three or four minutes, cause that shit is uncomfortable.

As an experiment, go in front of a mirror, and try to bend your leg as much as you can, pressing your heel to your buttock. Do not use your hands to press the foot and buttock together – just check how close you can get naturally. If you’re a guy, I really want you to try this.

Now, stand there and imagine flying for more than ten minutes in that position. It fucking hurts, doesn’t it? It’s tight, it’s unnatural. It’s the sort of thing a dancer does for two seconds before leaping away into another pose. It is not a natural position to take.

I half-jokingly wonder if artists employ it because it evokes the mental imagery of a woman splaying on top of a man during intercourse, straddling him. It can display the buttocks in a pleasing way, and it also makes much of the crotch. But it’s the most ridiculous bloody drawing convention outside of the Rubber Spine thing, and I’d be more than happy if it died a quiet death.

Here are some gymnasts, naturally flexible people, bending their legs in the middle of routines. Notice their aren’t squishing the two halves of their legs together:

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Here are some women kneeling. Just for reference for later corrections:

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And now, some corrections:

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Okay, enough of me picking on JSC.  Here’s the nitty gritty of the matter, and a hat-tip to stylistic choices:

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Thanks to tumblr’s downscaling, the red text is: Leg too long, No pelvis all butt, heel goes where? and Where leg go? as well as “This looks odd but my body is really like this”.

The anatomy I’ve done isn’t perfect, but I think I illustrate my point.

The Anatomy of a Fuck Up:

So what’s happening here? Why are people making this mistake over and over? The reason is twofold.

One: Mistaken anatomy.

When these artists draw their stuff to arse-up, face-down, no-time-to-fart deadlines, they don’t have the leisure I do to stop and think about how a woman looks when doing these poses. So when they have to think about a woman flying mid-air, they think about a woman kneeling, rather than an actual woman with her leg in the air. They just transfer the kneeling leg position to the upright position, even though the human muscles, tendons and body mass DO NOT ALLOW for that to happen.  With kneeling positions, they just go ahead and trundle out the shortcuts they learnt earlier in the piece, without thought to how heels and butt-cracks work.

Two: It’s Not Important.

In most situations, accuracy of a woman’s anatomy is not important in a comic book or graphic novel. A female character must be alluring above all, so certain anatomically impossible conventions get the wave and are never fixed. Other people learn these “shortcuts” and that it’s okay to draw like that, and it keeps on happening. FOREVER.

I’m not saying don’t use sweeping lines for style.  I’m just saying let’s not have utterly ridiculous anatomy going on.  These women characters take up so little space already.  Draw them as the leg is supposed to look and suddenly they have legs and tendons and physical signs of strength.  I guess that isn’t sexy enough?

Sometimes, I prefer fanfiction to canon

*sigh*

Just remember, folks, and this is why honestly I don’t care: 

It’s FANTASY, not REALITY. 

By the FANS, for the FANS.

We can dream and write and desire whatever the fuck we want.

But don’t fall into the celebrity gossip quicksand. Fuck the fame monster and respect their privacy. They owe us NOTHING. They can live in their reality; and we can indulge in our fantasy. 

Just don’t blur the two.

Don’t like what you see? Don’t look. Wish them well and choose your own level of interest. Remember, it’s not about their reality; it’s not even about them, per se. In reality, we are the eternal audience. In fantasy, we can choose our own interest, express ourselves in any way we want. But don’t cross the streams. 

Be a fan if you want. Throw up your hands in despair and walk away from it if you want. Log off, take a break, reality check, whatever. But be a responsible, sane fan, and keep it safe. 

[and now back to writing…]

Sometimes, I prefer fanfiction to canon

Tom isn’t that good in bed.

mizz-vincent-deactivated2015040:

Well as long as he’s sexy in the films & fics, that’ll do for me.

And what exactly are we comparing ‘Tom in bed’ to, Anon, that is he ‘isn’t that good’? If you’re referring to the slores’ fanfic or our fantasies, then of course not: no human being could be that good, but that’s not really the point, is it?

And if it’s just a comment on Tom’s sexual performance in general, well, again, compared to what? Don’t mistake the reality for the fantasy, nonny. What Tom is like in reality has little to no bearing on my own imaginings, nor is it any of my business as a fan, in the first place.

Even if you’re speaking from personal experience, Anon–which I doubt–it’s really just your own opinion, isn’t it? [And since there’s the most remotest chance that’s Tom behind the anon-heh!–stop being so modest, darling, and let us dream.]