Sometimes, I prefer fanfiction to canon

*sigh*

Just remember, folks, and this is why honestly I don’t care: 

It’s FANTASY, not REALITY. 

By the FANS, for the FANS.

We can dream and write and desire whatever the fuck we want.

But don’t fall into the celebrity gossip quicksand. Fuck the fame monster and respect their privacy. They owe us NOTHING. They can live in their reality; and we can indulge in our fantasy. 

Just don’t blur the two.

Don’t like what you see? Don’t look. Wish them well and choose your own level of interest. Remember, it’s not about their reality; it’s not even about them, per se. In reality, we are the eternal audience. In fantasy, we can choose our own interest, express ourselves in any way we want. But don’t cross the streams. 

Be a fan if you want. Throw up your hands in despair and walk away from it if you want. Log off, take a break, reality check, whatever. But be a responsible, sane fan, and keep it safe. 

[and now back to writing…]

Sometimes, I prefer fanfiction to canon

insanely-smart:

ursulavernon:

scaredysprite:

theveganwonder:

HE’S SO ANGRY AT THIS BANANA. WHY.

its not angry, its startled. owls puff up like that to scare off potential predators by making themselves look bigger, so basically this rage-powered flying pillow is scared shitless by a banana

Bananas killed his parents. You don’t know.

laterovaries

no, that owl is the banana’s biggest fan. I mean, c’mon, look at it all spread open and flapping…mmmm….

BANANA