Tom Hiddleston @ vanity fair snapchat eating doughnuts
Oh damn!!!
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DOUGHNUT PORN!
“He bit into her soft flesh, his lips brushing against her hole and his stubble exciting her crumb as her frosting coated his lips and chin…”
My preferred donut porn – you eat them off the pole.
Tag: eat me

@feelmyroarrrr : Pada-nana!!
Roarrrry, I love you dearly, but it’s too early for this. I just spit coffee all over myself. Lmfao. Ewwwww but yes. Haha.
Lmfao!!! Thought I’d brighten up your day 😉😉
Now we clearly know how someone manages to serve up a full hot English plate. Cheater. 😛
So with all the lovely new pictures tonight, I’m sitting here thinking “how can I kill people that Tom has already killed?”
And then it hit me.
I give you, the morning after the night before.
If that doesn’t bring you back to life them kill you again, I don’t know what will.
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Omg me and my mom just went grocery shopping and we bought some tomatoes! But when I got home I laughed my ass off! LOOK AT THE DAMN NAME OF THOSE TOMATOES!
“Take your time, taste a tom”
All I could think of was:
oh, I’d never pass up the chance for a Tasty Tom. 😉
We all need to increase our daily intake of fruit and veggies, right? 😉

I found a dick tree!
Now if only I could find a money tree, I’d be all set.
Who needs a money tree?! You found a DICK tree!!
I was just considering some summer gardening–I really need to eat more vegetables. 😉

mrsharpe-wants-edith-in-his-bed:
A little sketch after Crimson Peak-Trailer 🙂
THIS is what I WANTED to see in the effing MOVIE!!!
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