dildo – Slutty Yorick

misskittyfantastico:

*whistles in the direction of @dahdeemohn and @theflyingromana*

I AM D Y I N G

bobqdevil:

Is this the kind of tea set for tea and cookies in a blanket fort arousingsounds?

Even better than I imagined Bob, you brilliant man.

positive-memes:

Positive vibes..

womanaconda:

so snufffie just sends me a link on skype

and it’s the product page for this

cursedbirds:

Friendly reminder that there’s a piece of malachite in the British Natural History Museum that looks like a big ol’ dick.

Source: fenhound

eirecrescent:

Look it’s an Amethyst Penis! It’s actually rather pretty. Lol just one of the photos I took at the show! #penis #amethyst #crystals #magic #witchcraft #paganism #purple #geode #rockhard

And this is what they mean in Norse Mythology when they mention Loki seducing rocks and trees, folks. Patron god of Ergi, remember…] Just as a side note, Amethyst is also February’s birthstone, which I think is quite appropriate, considering, eh? 😉

tristan-thorn-is-my-hero:

mojosodope178:

theweedteacher:

Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these

double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?

This is fucking amazing to me…