delayed gratification – Slutty Yorick

hush-hush-hiddlestoners:

I love how he looks down at his crotch at the very end with that kind of frustrated look. xD

Source: justanothernobodygirl

angelus80:

lokiwholockfactory:

Shit.

We are fucked.

so can I, in my fuckin’ DREAMS!

calgal48:

tarrysmith:

reeds30:

If you cut off Tom’s hands… (there would be a distinct lack of hand porn) but beside that – he may not be able to talk… they are 85% of his communication

Damn, that 3rd one hit me like a freight train… scratching a little itch, and he has a little cut on his knuckle, poor baby… (and of course, the fucking last one!) Fuck… shit… How is this even possible, that all I have to do is see a gif of his fucking hands and I want him? What fuckery is this? I stand by my theory: evil alien plot! *sheepishly admits* yes, of course I wrote that story…

Oh tarrysmith, I remember that story. Maybe you need to write something where his hands “play” a pivotal role.

*whines with sexual frustration* gah! HANDS!!!

Source: irni-mak

ripplingmirrors:

nickjetset:

xenopheles:

dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993

BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.

Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product!

i love that it promotes safe sex without saying that getting pregnant is the only thing you should be worried about

Source: dandyads