Tag: Avengers

copperbadge:

queenofspies:

achiille:

msmori:

copperbadge:

persian-slipper:

alexielthegreat:

@copperbadge, I feel like there’s a story about Steve promoting safe sex in this…

Oh but see now I’m picturing a whole series of cheesy Avengers safe sex PSAs.

Tony: I may be a playboy, but I know when to wear armor.

Natasha: There’s a time and place for stealth. The bedroom isn’t it. (Alternately: “Safety is easy. If he won’t wear a condom, kill him.”) 

Clint: Protection is important, on and off the range. 

Thor: It’s what a god would do. 

Bruce: Do it for science. Wear it for safety.

Sam: Your best wingman is the one in your pocket.

THESE. Great.

#James: just wear the fucking condom

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OH MY GOD I NEVER SAW THESE AND THEY ARE AMAZING

THANK YOU FOR FULFILLING THIS DREAM 😀

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magicalblogofwonder:

I had to do it.

Loki: “It’s hardly a CHALLENGE to throw ice water on a FROST GIANT, is it, you ignorant Midgardian!”

Tony: “Okay, listen, all I said was you need to chill out, Frosty! It’s not like I asked you if you wanted to build a snowman! Besides, this is for CHARITY! …Hey, Thor, your brother really doesn’t play well with others, does he? …OW! HEY! Where did you get those HUGE ice cubes, anyway? STAHP!!”  

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