crimsonpeaksecrets:

tomstinkerbell:

mrsharpe-wants-edith-in-his-bed:

A little sketch after Crimson Peak-Trailer 🙂

THIS is what I WANTED to see in the effing MOVIE!!!

Reblogging for @tomstinkerbell comment

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mrsharpe-wants-edith-in-his-bed:

fingering °u°

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lokihiddleston:

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listhacks:

Masturbation Hacks For Your Vagina – If you like this list follow ListHacks for more

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buckydancing:

surrexi:

the-fancies-of-a-pisces:

queenofspies:

achiille:

msmori:

copperbadge:

persian-slipper:

alexielthegreat:

@copperbadge, I feel like there’s a story about Steve promoting safe sex in this…

Oh but see now I’m picturing a whole series of cheesy Avengers safe sex PSAs.

Tony: I may be a playboy, but I know when to wear armor.

Natasha: There’s a time and place for stealth. The bedroom isn’t it. (Alternately: “Safety is easy. If he won’t wear a condom, kill him.”)

Clint: Protection is important, on and off the range.

Thor: It’s what a god would do.

Bruce: Do it for science. Wear it for safety.

Sam: Your best wingman is the one in your pocket.

THESE. Great.

#James: just wear the fucking condom

(Alternate:)

IT GOT BETTER

I’ll just leave this here. (original post)

It got better since the last time I saw this

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how you make love without dick tho?

sonoanthony:

You use water color to paint on her skin

You wash her hair/ help her with her hair

Cuddle up naked in the dark talking about your goals

When she’s crying you hold her until she stops

if you think she needs something you get it (ex. if her period is coming up soon you go to the store and buy ice cream/chocolate)

Wake up before her and make her breakfast

sliding your finger from her forehead to the back of her ear to fix her hair to get a better look

Walking her home when it’s really late to make sure she gets home safe

Surprising her with concert tickets to her favorite artist

All of this is making love. I’m sorry society has failed you and you think the only way to make love is shoving your dick inside of her.

a-spaceprincess:

Thought I’d upload this for y’all to reblog since this is so important. ♡

emmabailey:

hentai-ass:

micdotcom:

Lingerie for men is a thing — and it’s pretty awesome

Every holiday season, the Angels of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show gallantly spread their wings on the runway for a national TV audience. Who’s to say a man couldn’t don a lace bra and panties and feel just as confident and sexy?

Enter HommeMystere, a Brisbane, Australia-based online store and design studio whose sole mission is to make lingerie that’s “fun, unique and comfortable” for men. In the process, the company and the men who model for them are challenging some of our most entrenched gender stereotypes.

They’ve got “angels” of their own | Follow micdotcom

Lets support people wearing whatever they damn well wanna wear

I’m very ok with this.

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lokiwholockfactory:

ancientfinnishgoddess:

virtualgirlfriendsan:

hotmenandotherdistractions:

allonsyelize:

headrushxreeta:

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beaglebitch:

i-wanna-be-toms-body-pillow:

insanely-smart:

beaglebitch:

theopheliapond:

beaglebitch:

hiddleshoneybunny:

beaglebitch:

hiddleshoneybunny:

This…

Grew up to be this…

@beaglebitch @zhora-salome @tomforachange @insanely-smart @laterovaries @larouau12 @hiddlestonluvr

WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL TALKING ABOUT OAKLEY?

I do not like that little shit.

I do not like him. Not one bit.

I do not want him here or there.

I do not want him anywhere.

Not under the table at the bar?

Not even in the backseat of the car?

Not even a quickie by the pool?

This arrogant scrumptious little fool?

Not at the bar! Not in the car!

Not in the pool! Not with that fool!

Not in the dark! Not at the park!

Not on my blog! Thanks for nothing, Joanna Hogg!

I do not want him here or there!

I do not want him anywhere!

Do you want him in a club?
Do you want to give that bare chest a rub?
Will you take raging and mad?
Would you take him crying and sad?

Not in the club! No bare chested rub!

Not when he’s mad! Not when he’s sad!

Not at the bar! Not in the car!

Not in the pool! Not with that fool!

Not in the dark! Not at the park!

Not on my blog! Thanks for nothing, Joanna Hogg!

I do not want him here or there!

I do not want him anywhere!

Would you give him half a chance?

Would you have him when you dance?

Would you take him with a drink?

Would he get you with a wink?

You don’t want him?

So you say,

Try it and you may, I say!

Fine!

If you will let me be,

I will try him.

You wil see.

…

SAY!

I like this Hiddles man.

I do! I like him, Sam-I-am.

I would do that Oakley fool. I would do him in the pool.

I would have that Hazeldine. I always liked them long and lean.

I kinda like that Martinsson. I like the way he wears that gun.

I would take Sir Thomas Sharpe. I would like him in the dark.

So I will do himat the bar. And in the car.

And in the pool. That lanky fool.

And in the dark. And at the park.

I want to have him here and there!

I want to have him anywhere!

I’m only reblogging because of “Green Eggs and Ham: Hiddles edition.”

Standing O

And I’m dead. This is amazeballs.

This is why I love this fandom.

It’s baaaaaaaaack!!!!

It’s back on my dash! Forever reblog!

Seuss!BB strikes again jfc

Thought of this when I read this post:

Enjoy Tom’s smutty voice.

You’re welcome. 😉

charlesoberonn:

retrogradeworks:

these-things-happen-70:

sizvideos:

Deadpool’s instructive video may save your testicles

This makes me so happy because men don’t have enough of these types of awareness campaigns for testicular cancer.

There’s also one for breast cancer!

Deadpool is also the perfect superhero to teach people about cancer.

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