No but seriously

hiddlestung:

How come no one ever talks about the fact that Loki was raped by Svaoilfari???

I’ll talk about it. In fact, I often reply to all those ‘horse joke’ posts because I find them so offensive. 

Want my take on the whole legend? Read ‘Soothe the Savage Beast’ on AO3. [Yep, that’s me, SincereJester. Wrote that one with haveahiddles.]

jossisgod:

Tagged Tom Hiddleston and NOT Joss Whedon????  haveahiddles, young lady WTF is wrong with you?????  I am astounded that Joss did not get a tag.  Never let this happen again or you’ll be grounded for the rest of your life.  Tumblr privileges could be revoked!!!  Anyway, thanks for the lovely Much Ado photo haveahiddles.

Oh, darling, never forget to tag the JOSS!

*comforts my love, but still giggling*

winchester87:

gitsie007:

laterovaries:

tarrysmith:

eve1978:

mr-steve-rogers:

Let’s take a moment to appreciate the wonders of Tom Hiddleston’s hands.

Yes let’s! Because I’m not frustrated enough yet!

mypreciousmind1 laterovaries xxsniperettexx celtickaye larouau12 shh-carrie-is-dreaming ophelia-tagloff hiddlesherethereeverywhere lokilover1578 tarrysmith smittentomkitten bliurblog bluepixystyx bat-crazydoll8 lovesweethiddles

Oh, yessss, his handsssss  and what I want him to do with themmmm… to me….  um, sorry, did you say something? I got lost there for a minute…

Fuck this gif. Fuck you. Fuck Loki. Fuck the world. Fuck fuck.

Fuck.

*flails*

Please, tag your porn!

ophelia-tagloff

have you seen this sorcery?!

laterovaries:

smittentomkitten:

mytomhiddlestonpage:

my spot!

mytomhiddlestonpage

*AHEM*.

:: runs off to borrow laterovaries’ woodchipper ::

Fuck. Those bottom two are like a fucking instant orgasm. I could watch that for fucking EVER…in an endless loop…wondering what it was like to reach down and give that fucker’s cock a good squeeze…running your tongue over his neck…hearing him breath in your ear….oh fuck me…i really need that new vibrator to hurry up and get here. Repost this shit on Tuesday, whore…