I bid you welcome to my bawdy blog~

slutty-yorick:

Just a reminder to all that is blog is most certainly Adult in nature, and not intended for those of a Prudish or Delicate Constitution. If you want fun more suited for the general public or those who are underage, go follow me at SincereJester. 

I do tag images of a Most Graphic Kind as ‘NSWF’ to avoid issues in the workplace [unless you like having issues there…. 😉 ] , my fanfic tends to be erotic and occasionally Pornish. I welcome any and all comments and input from my fellow Slores, and my Ask is open to you, Darlings. 

Let’s get this party started! 

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 SLUTTY-YORICK, at your service!

copperbadge:

queenofspies:

achiille:

msmori:

copperbadge:

persian-slipper:

alexielthegreat:

@copperbadge, I feel like there’s a story about Steve promoting safe sex in this…

Oh but see now I’m picturing a whole series of cheesy Avengers safe sex PSAs.

Tony: I may be a playboy, but I know when to wear armor.

Natasha: There’s a time and place for stealth. The bedroom isn’t it. (Alternately: “Safety is easy. If he won’t wear a condom, kill him.”) 

Clint: Protection is important, on and off the range. 

Thor: It’s what a god would do. 

Bruce: Do it for science. Wear it for safety.

Sam: Your best wingman is the one in your pocket.

THESE. Great.

#James: just wear the fucking condom

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OH MY GOD I NEVER SAW THESE AND THEY ARE AMAZING

THANK YOU FOR FULFILLING THIS DREAM 😀

lolawashere:

feelmyroarrrr:

angryschnauzer:

There are times when you have awesome friends that just send you links through messenger, and then there are times that you have totally awesome friends like @feelmyroarrrr that send you NSFW Avengers Dildo links.

I’m not kidding.

Cap Butt Plug. Its a real thing. ‘Captain Anal’ to be precise.

‘Moan-lnir’. I’ve read enough Thorki fics to know that Loki will know what to do with this.

Arse Reactor

THAT FUCKING LIGHTS UP!

Oh and this…

Which comes under the #nope category.

But hey, why stop at The Avengers? How about Guardians of the Galaxy? Which are all good, but i’m going to pick just one that will mean you’ll never be able to watch it again…

The best part…

THESE ARE ALL REAL TOYS and available at https://geekysextoys.com

(not endorsing any of these, but am sorely tempted to make a purchase… or two)

I’m still laughing over these!!

Nothing like a curious pussy to… oh wait, wrong choice of words.

kinda how I’m feeling after seeing Infinity War…

secretlesbians:

Gustave Courbet, Le Sommeil,1866.

Le Sommeil [The Sleepers], which depicts two women entwined in a post-coital embrace, caused a stir when it was first shown in the 1870s. The police were called in, and the painting was not shown again until the 1980s. But its brief showing had an influence on a number of contemporary artists, and helped challenge the taboos associated with lesbian relationships. For modern audiences it’s a good reminder that people in the 19th century were not ignorant of lesbian relationships, as we tend to believe. And it’s pretty damn sexy, don’t you think?