Still rockin the old flip phone here…
same here. I hate texting.
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“Neither of us are paragons of physical perfection. That’s why I pitched that nude-photo idea: It’s as if we were Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, but of course we’re not. Yet before we met with you, Nick told me how beautiful I looked in my pajamas in the hotel. I didn’t really, by somebody else’s standards, but it’s very nice to hear that, especially as an actress in Hollywood. Nick has said he would divorce me if I got Botox.”
-Megan Mullally with husband Nick Offerman
a-beautifully-hiddled-disaster:
Every guy should just really look at this.
I feel like this needs to be seen by peendivision
My girlfriend and I were discussing the issue of sexual entitlement, and from it, I got a funny mental image of Loki grabbing a random maid and dragging her off into a guest room for sexy times because he wanted them. After about twenty minutes, the maid emerged, straightening her clothes and hair, looking thoroughly satisfied with herself. Then a few minutes later, Loki stumbled to the door, looking completely disheveled and thinking, “Well THAT didn’t go how I was expecting…”
*I’m totally writing this*
OMG. Yes.
yes, ladies and gentlemen. michael fassbender and james mcavoy. officially fucking.
HE DID NOT GET ROB PAULSEN TO DO THIS
HE DID NOT
NOSTALGIA CRITIC HOW—!!!
YES
OH MY FUCKING GOD
OH MHY GDOJSF
THIS IS FUCKING GENIUS!!!!! My life is complete (fucking Tom Hiddleston not withstanding). I’m out.
Tom Hiddleston voice-over for the SDCC 2014 Crimson Peak teaser:
“Houses as old as this one become in time a living thing. It may have timber for bones but windows for eyes, and sitting here all alone, it can go slowly mad. It starts holding on to things. Keeping them alive when they shouldn’t be. Some of them good. Some bad. Some should never be spoken about again.”
More pictures of tom that I took 🙂
“robert laing” is back in bangor, ya’ll!
ophelia-tagloff triplefuckingnope quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks lost-in-contingency lokishorcruxinthetardis leagueofextraordinaryhiddles ba-dum-tish lokiwholockfactory ohhiddles-myhiddles angelica-aswald adamcansuckme annamariaesergren annedeadly mypreciousmind1 beachgrl76 tomsdangerousvagina bencumhiddleswho laterovaries jackburtonsays larouau12 amatasera stillabrit shanigrrl hiddlesherethereeverywhere …
So good.
Soooo gooooood.
So. Good.
Feely.
…Feely….
FEELY. Right?
So good. (Also, is that the Bora Bora shirt?)
P.S. hair is approaching floof. and there’s some blonde in it.
Lord have mercy on my loins. I love how tight his clothes are. Always.
Slutty Yorick 